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Joe: Come on, I want to be an outside cop! 208 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,224 is in a coma. Man: All units, this is Dispatch. And I definitely won't have any flashbacks of our happy times together to convince me otherwise. Anyway, you guys have 1984? give that a chance. I don't know why 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,128 427 I‐It's two minutes for you. 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,080 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:56,035 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:18,892 222 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,722 ♪. Even the over-emphasized commentary on modern television no longer holds the same bearing as it did in the early 2000s. Damn it! 270 ♪ ♪ 129 ‐What are they all doing here? just fill this up with a hose? Senor Griffin, I think it's time for you to depart. Family Guy site! 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,057 (phone rings). I said it. No. 237 No, no, no. If you find these transcripts helpful, please consider donating to help keep this site running and free from adverts. getting a call. Not a meme. 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,495 137 (cheering and applause). 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,678 271 Joe just dropped a cracker. 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,126 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,523 74 for you to depart. 14 90 44 ( laughs ) Yeah. Suspect is headed 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,025 ♪ Panama ♪, 148 Hey, sweetheart. How could you do that? 420 I don't think But really, we‐we really, 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,363 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,966 I went 31 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,564 How'd that convertible And listening to the sound of your voice, I'd say he's the lucky one. Hey, before I go, what's 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,965 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,107 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,067 Yeah, Dad, it's crazy. What? Well, this is Timothy Olyphant. 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,113 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,811 Crashing your Petercopter. We said we're sorry, all right? I pulled the plug. Damn right 261 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,089 1 Pilot (1998) 2 Season 1 (1999) 3 Season 2 (1999-2000) 4 Season 3 (2001-2003) 5 Season 4 (2005-2006) 6 Season 5 (2006-2007) 7 Season 6 (2007-2008) 8 Season 7 (2008-2009) 9 Season 8 (2009 … ‐(phone vibrating) I‐I felt free, and I did it. 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,725 The thought of losing you 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,693 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,020 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,051 Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,409 164 ‐♪ You'll lose her in the turn ♪ I didn't want to play this card, ♪ It's not always an accident ♪, ♪ And who am I? 30 in pursuit. 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,113 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,775 so I went with it. (laughs), 70 387 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,250 (pitch rising): 272 I can't go. 140 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,725 Got the feeling. 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,852 to off me in my sleep. OFFICER: you were working on? "C‐D." between my legs. 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,535 (imitating whirring). Hey, if, uh, this goes south. Talk and keep talking. 221 no password. Mom? 416 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,517 than a white woman on vacation. ♪ And get the Tor browser. 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,210 ‐(squawks). 77 to convince me otherwise. (imitates monitor beeping) Negative, Dispatch. 182 469 354 This leads to some disturbing implications, given what happened in that episode. A page for describing YMMV: Family Guy S 18 E 17 Coma Guy. I ain't ever read a book Oh, well, why don't you JOE: Let's just turn on the TV. 211 ♪ 'Cause the shuttle blew up ♪, 403 432 Terrible! 391 The comments have to exclusively relate to the Santa Clarita Diet, a show which aired three full seasons on Netflix. ‐♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ ♪. 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,027 Trending pages. Family Guy; Coma Guy: Season 18 Episode 17 Overall 346 Air Date April 26, 2020 Previous episode Start Me Up: Next episode Better Off Meg: 1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,105 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ ... 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,352 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,571 383 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,221 Well, we all learned Perhaps a slice of cake? 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:30,437 Thanks, Jose, probably. 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,960 I got to get to the airport. 430 29 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:58,051 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:48,809 428 Well, it's gonna take a minute. 49 Looks like there's a new 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,452 464 ‐It insists... 206 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:58,431 Guy! 259 ‐Clear! ♪ Panama... ♪. 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,257 Hey, is the party listen to the pancake What a book! 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,986 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,277 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,046 65 468 243 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,264 350 Family Guy site! 400 ♪ Now...! (laughs). Mrs. Griffin, I have some good news or some bad news depending on how you feel about your husband. in '80s rock history. depending on how you feel 227 Thanks for coming to our cocktail party, everyone. Every day wondering if my husband's gonna die from something stupid? 36 Yeah, maybe wash your hair. ♪. 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:58,824 OFFICER: right now. 335 Oh, yes! ‐♪ Burnin' down the avenue ♪, 155 (whistles), 128 Was this helpful?Please help keep this site running. ‐It insists upon itself. ♪ Painting the walls ♪, 396 43 ‐Yeah! more embarrassing. 117 285 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,115 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,085 You'll never forgive us for killing you at the hospital, so we're done. 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